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how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
(via monrealsnachos)
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
(via matafari)
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
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